Apocalypse Sock Survival Guide

Step 1: Gather Your Socks

First things first, you're going to need a solid collection of socks. Don't bother with the fancy ones, just grab a bunch of whatever you can find. You can never have too many socks, right?

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Step 2: Sort and Purge

Now that you've got all your socks, it's time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Be ruthless - if it's a single hole or a questionable color, it's gone. You can't have your socks judging you when the world is ending.

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Step 3: Sock Pairs are a Myth

Listen, let's be real here - you're never going to find all the matching socks again. It's time to get over it. You'll be wearing single socks like the stylish, post-apocalyptic individual you are.

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Step 4: Sock Fort is a Must

You've made it this far, congratulations! Now it's time to build your sock fort. Use all your carefully curated collection to create a cozy little haven from the coming doom.

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Step 5: The Final Sock Stand

It's time to face the world as the ultimate sock-wearing survivor. You've got your fort, you've got your socks, now all that's left is to face the inevitable.

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